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I'm Not Sleeping, I'm Just Rehearsing My Death Cat T-Shirt

$29.50

A sleepy little cat sits beneath the words, “I’m not sleeping, I’m just rehearsing my death.” With its dry, dark humor and understated line art, this T-Shirt speaks to late-night thinkers, professional nappers, and anyone whose cat has made dramatic lounging an art form. Wear it for slow mornings, cozy evenings, cat café visits, or whenever your energy is strictly on airplane mode. Made from lightweight ring-spun cotton, it has a classic crew-neck fit that feels easy to wear year-round. The smooth fabric gives the design a clean printed finish, while the seamless tubular construction, elastic ribbed collar, and shoulder taping help the shirt keep its shape. The pearlized tear-away label adds comfort, and the blank is OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified. Adult sizes only.Product features- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric; heather and specialty colors use listed cotton-polyester blends- Classic fit with a crew neckline for versatile everyday wear- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and supports a clean look- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and pearlized tear-away label enhance comfort and shape retention- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified blank made with ethically grown and harvested US cottonCare instructions- Do not dryclean- Do not bleach- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: low heat- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland Warnings, Hazard: For adults Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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